The Wonderful Catastrophes of C.M.P.W

I just did it again. That’s right! I just shaved all my pubic hairs off. It started out as manscaping with these huge weird shear-like rusty old scissors but when I looked in the mirror when I thought I was done. I realised that it was very patchy so I decided to shave them all off and now I’m itchy and uncomfortable. Fuck my life………again.

Also I’m doing this whole no masturbation for 90 days thing.
I can’t tell if it was a good or bad idea to agree to this because I’m only at the end of my third day and I feel like I’m about to explode.

The Blues festival next weekend is going to be great fun now that I’m gonna be ridiculously sexually frustrated. Let’s tear some shit up. xD

Dear followers, I am so sorry.

I am just after looking at all my entries from the past few months and the amount of Hunger Games/Josh Hutcherson spam I have posted or reblogged is unholy. I am so sorry my followers. I will try to not get so obsessed with anything ever again.

Sincerely,

Christopher Maximus Priscilla White.

So I just saw a post that said “Reblog if you wish Cancer didn’t exist.”

And no, I did not reblog it. Not because I don’t wish that cancer doesn’t exist. That’s a given. Of course I wish that cancer doesn’t exist. Everyone does, but when I see people posting things like that I get very annoyed.

That is just a way for someone for getting thousands of notes. It may just be me being cynical but to me that just crys “GIVE ME ALL THE ATTENTION AND NOTES AND FOLLOWERS BLARGHH!”